I need to keep my attention levels topped up
people had stopped talking about my disapearance.

I'll be alright for the rest of the afternoon now, I can leave you all to it.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Yay, now we can invent more rumours to spread.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Welcome back.
I missed you.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

MISS ME?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Disappear again
and we'll all talk about you.

Or maybe fall in a river like Boris Johnson did.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

I just watched that video on the BBC
I was expecting a full-on topple into a river from the bank, but he was already in it! This is not news.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

WHAT VIDEO?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8083056.stm
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

the lady falling in was more funny.
he just slipped a bit.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

You still haven't said thank you JMG for sticking up for you.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Thank you JMG.

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)