Are you Peter Andre ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I am not.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

OK
At least the kid you're raising isn't a fat blind retard then.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Pfft.
Or equally as bad, that monstrosity of a girl they made.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

The one that looks as if someone kicked her face into shape ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

That's the one, yes.
It looks like her face is made from the top half of one person, and the bottom half of another.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

ais ear
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Somebody sent me a horrendous joke about the split up of Katie and Peter

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

that Madonna wants first dibs on the blind nigger baby?
/got that text this morning
( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

hmm, I was told that
Brad and Angelina wanted first dibbs before Madonna gets a chance
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

How can it be horrendous ?
It's not tragic as in "maddy" is it ? It's just a couple of self obsessed twats upsetting one another.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I never described it as tragic.

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)