Medicated baldmonkey in "trying to behave like un-medicated baldmonkey" scandal !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

He keeps calling me not a wanker.
I might sue.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Who's the not a wanker...
Who's the not a wanker...
Who's the not a wanker who is not raising someone else's child?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

:(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Are you Peter Andre ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I am not.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

OK
At least the kid you're raising isn't a fat blind retard then.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Pfft.
Or equally as bad, that monstrosity of a girl they made.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

The one that looks as if someone kicked her face into shape ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

That's the one, yes.
It looks like her face is made from the top half of one person, and the bottom half of another.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

ais ear
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Somebody sent me a horrendous joke about the split up of Katie and Peter

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

that Madonna wants first dibs on the blind nigger baby?
/got that text this morning
( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

hmm, I was told that
Brad and Angelina wanted first dibbs before Madonna gets a chance
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

How can it be horrendous ?
It's not tragic as in "maddy" is it ? It's just a couple of self obsessed twats upsetting one another.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I never described it as tragic.

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

IS IT ONE OF THE GAY PENGUINS?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

they're only rearing it
(insert gay joke here)
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

NO
IT IS BRAYNDEDD
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

brayndedd is a penguin?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

NO I AM NOT A PENGUIN.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

ARE YOU SURE

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

I'M PRETTY SURE HE IS

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

QUACK QUACK QUACK OH FUCK

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

HA. GOT YOU, PENGUIN-EARS

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

It's probably just a rock
they use rocks as fake eggs to make them look like a normal couple of penguins while they bum each others beaks off.

I wonder if gay penguins "flipper" each other ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

'bum each other's beaks off'
Ha, LOVE that.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I'M WACKY AND SEEKING ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

i want tea but the machine says "add water"
:(
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Piss in its eye
It'll give you whatever you want.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

try switching it off and on again

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

i think it's because the water is off.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Would you like a job in IT ?
We have a vacancy

behind our eyes.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

i work in I.T.
*bangs head soulessly on desk, alone in darkened room*
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

that was a lie.
the lights are all on.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Computer equipment runs on the dreams and desires of techies

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

me too
omg. same surname, same job, WHAT'S NEXT?!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Sex

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

what, we'll be the same sex or we have to have some?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

She has to get a cock and bum you
We all have to watch.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

have want
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

I'm selling tickets
and the right to the video.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

i don't like the sound of that much
D:
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Same beard!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Beardpiss.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Same beard shape?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Kettles tend to require this, yes.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

shirley not.
hello daddy.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Captain, the attention store is empty!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

LOL ATTENTION
Attention is the new fat apparently.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I ate it all.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

you posted down there in <small>s about being nice in real life
i replied, now it's gone. whysat?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Ohhhh I thought nobody was going to so I deleted it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

i was saying that for the first time in a while, there are a few people here who i'd like to meet

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Ahhhh I see.
Yeah, me too. I've met Spangles, Psychochomp, Wicca'd, DG, Wormyface, cr3 and Mrs Hood Butter from/talk so far. All delightful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Oh, you flatterer.
*giggles*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

ZED OH EM GEE

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Oh look at me, I'm breathing and eating chewing gum
sadly I'm such a dick I can't do either quietly.
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

emphesema?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

no, she went of her own accord

( vladimir, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

+Honda
LOLS!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Now I'm humming
because I can't just sit still and shut the fuck up for 10 minutes.
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

is this person just a moron or does he do it to wind you up?
he's pretty good at it if it's the latter
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I am easily annoyed
but this would test the patience of a Job
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)