it's lovely with salt on

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

It's even tastier chucked in the bin
and replaced with a steak.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I like it virgin.
I might have it with a bit of hummus, possibly. Not virgin at all, then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

You're going to have slutty celery you MINX!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Everything's a slut when I'm around, baby.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I bet it's excellent with taziki

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

saute it slowly in a pan with some olive oil and butter
add pepper and good sea salt. Tip over a healthy measure of brandy, flambe it to a crisp. Throw on the back lawn in the vague hope some birds are stupid enough to eat the shit.

Meanwhile, you eat some actual food.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)