westboro baptist church
I'd like to torture Fred Phelps, too. Cut off his eyelids while he's taped and cuffed to a chair and leave him for a few hours.

Then go back and heat up nails with a blowtorch and tap them into him until he dies of bloodloss or shock or something.
( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

but I'm lovely really! I've been outside watering my flowers and that.

( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Poof.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I'd like to induce in him some sort of near-death-experience just before he drifts away,
and make sure he gets the impression he's the one going to hell.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Just because you're going to hell

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

*bums with reckless abandon*

( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Nah', they're cunts, but essenchaly harmless.
They ruin most anti-[all the thing's their against] arguments by being so over-the-top.

I'ld rather go against the likes of skinheads, who actually phsyacly hurt people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I think protesting funerals and roping children into their work both count as a little beyond harmless.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

The thing they do with children is very damaging.
But the protests, at least now, aren't as bad, because i'ld be proud to be something they hate.

If that makes any sense, I donno.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)