I walked to Hornsea and back.
In ten minutes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

How far is that?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Well,
I managed to break the sound barrier.

The most difficult bit was turning around, I nearly ended up in the sea.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

from wakefield?
good going
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Those new boots were a great buy.
"Guaranteed performance up to 500 mph", and well beyond it too.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

could i borrow those?
i've not been to hornsea in years, i just haven't had the time
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)