Awake.
That's about it. And, well I say awake, just barely.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

*applies foot rubs to lull you awake*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Thanks lady.
I really wouldn't if I were you. My feet are stupidly ticklish and I'd end up hoofing you in your face. The thought was LOVELY though :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

I had an ex with stupidly tickly feet
He once actually booted me out of bed cuz my toe touched his foot.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

Talking of bird violence
My missus' 'natural reaction' to me taking a photo of her bare arsed, asleep, was to kick me in the stomach. The following hour was a little strained.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Has she ever been in prison?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

No
And for a bird of her calibre from the north east that is unheard of.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

Sounds like a reasonable response to me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Her contrition was displayed later in the traditional manner.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

Blowjobs and cups of tea?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

The drink was champagne
I think that's a fair response to unwarranted violence
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)