I'd much rather have sex with Davina than fight her
If I was allowed to fight a woman, I'd fight Paris Fucking Hilton.

And her dog. I'd make her fucking eat the dog before I beat her to death.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

You can have her smooshed up carcass, if you want it?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

No
let me fuck her first as some sort of "pre death treat"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Davina now
or Davina on crack, like the old days?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

I'd be doing her doggy style
so I probably wouldnt notice.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Depends if she's got her stash rammed up her poochute.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

More likely crotched it
More space post-kids than the rear storage compartment, you see
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)