Flapjack would probably hurt you.
He's a bit handy with the martial arts and that.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Note:
I am not really going to do this.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Flapjack and CHB are probably the only b3tans who can actually fight properly

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I reckon there's a few more.
Me and Jenpots probably could.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'd be shit in a fight.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

What if we gave you a shinai?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

nah, I can beat people in a dojo because we're all doing kendo
if I took a stick into a street fight and played kendo rules and technique, I'd be destroyed.

I'd be tempted in a street fight if we both had wooden sticks to go straight into Jodan and keep distance then the second they step forward drop it on their head.

but I doubt it'd work.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)