Nicholas Cage.
He's quite tall, mind, I'm not sure I could beat him up.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

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( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

He's a fucking mong
I reckon most Hollywood stars would probably completely cruble and cry if someone actually had the temerity to hit them.

Imagine if you smudged their make up or cracked their expensive dental work ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I don't know why, but I'd quite like to punch Ben Stiller.
Oh yeah, that's why.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Shia LeBoeuf.
He'd get a slap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

True that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

Everyone in High School Musical.
They'd get a slap. With an acid covered glove.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

I'd buy a HAL suit and use it to punch them through walls and whatnot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Excellent plan.
Gold star.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

oh man High School Musical is FUN though

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

:(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Just tell him Ghost Rider was shit.
He's a massive comic nerd and it would probably make him curl into the foetal position and weep while you kicked the fuck out of the spackfaced wanker.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Apparently, when he has John Travolter's face, he can fly, but only after level 50.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)