why doesn't my postman have a black & white cat?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

mine has a red cat
well, thats what colour it was once it had run it over.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

how many hairs on my head?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

well you're blonde
so it's likely to be around 140,000 strands. blondes have more hair strands than any other hair colour, y'see
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

haha im blonde
i so am
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

i wasn't sure if there were any vestiges of truth in your profile
so i just ran with it

brunettes have around 110,000
black hair - 108,000 and
redheads have 90,000

take your pick!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

no one lies on the internet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

i bet you're bald

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

ALL OVER

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Because he's abused animals in the past.

( BindiBaji, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)