Pub...alpacas...
what? Do you live in Peru?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

Are you saying your local pub doesn't have alpacas?
Blimey. You must live in a rough area.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
A thousand times yes, Theo. YES.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

I'm sensing affirmation here

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

no, devon.
they grow quite well here.
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

It is quite similar.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I didn't know that Peruvians were so adamant about people getting off their land

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

haha i had to walk 14 miles home in the middle of the night after an exboyfriend kept shouting that at me because i was indiscreet during a party in his barn

( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

What a wanker.

( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

it was like 4 months after the end of our 6-month relationship.
and it was a right dull relationship, too.
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

A pub down the road used to have pot belly pigs until they escaped and sniffed hub caps for half an hour and then bit a dog

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

today they weren't closed in their field! they were free to roam the pub garden!
they didn't go far though.
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

The piggies whould squeeeee if you had scampi fries and get all trotty around you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

*chuckles*

( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

I bet that dog's now the laughing stock of the canine world.

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)