baaa i went to the pub and they have clipped the alpacas AND THEY LOOK FUNNY.
see?
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

Pub...alpacas...
what? Do you live in Peru?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

Are you saying your local pub doesn't have alpacas?
Blimey. You must live in a rough area.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
A thousand times yes, Theo. YES.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

I'm sensing affirmation here

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

no, devon.
they grow quite well here.
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

It is quite similar.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I didn't know that Peruvians were so adamant about people getting off their land

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

haha i had to walk 14 miles home in the middle of the night after an exboyfriend kept shouting that at me because i was indiscreet during a party in his barn

( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

What a wanker.

( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

it was like 4 months after the end of our 6-month relationship.
and it was a right dull relationship, too.
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

A pub down the road used to have pot belly pigs until they escaped and sniffed hub caps for half an hour and then bit a dog

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

today they weren't closed in their field! they were free to roam the pub garden!
they didn't go far though.
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

The piggies whould squeeeee if you had scampi fries and get all trotty around you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

*chuckles*

( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

I bet that dog's now the laughing stock of the canine world.

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

Looks like someone put a donkey through a mangle

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Kuzco!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

bless you.

( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

BOOM baby

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

They're like horsey poodles!

( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

Or giraffe goats.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

normally they are all fat and woolly.
i dont have a photo of that though.
( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

I know what a fluffy alpaca looks like.
They're like llamas, except not.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

I LIKE THEM.

( sleepybinky, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

I want to ride one.
They look mean and would get all violent if anyone got in the way.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

If you do
please, just for me, dress it up as a chocobo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

YES

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

This must be done now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I have the chocobo theme stuck in my head now.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

I've got Wild Boys in my head.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Haha,
Aw.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

Awww. All the best pubs have animals.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

And all the best animals have pubs

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

there is a few in my local
tom done a bloke with a pub stool the other week, smacked the shit out of him
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

haha, sounds like my local at home.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

to be fair to tom, ginger matt did pick up a glass

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

He was asking for it, so.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

hee hee
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)