I wish I was useful.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I don't have much choice
either I do it, or it doesn't get done.
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I'm going to put up shelves soon
All the DVDs and books are going on the wall. I don't think you'll be able to see half the walls in our living room once I've finished.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

I bought two bookcases
and put them up because, my original bookcase was groaning under the weight of all the books and DVDs
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I've almost run out of floor space, you see
hence the wall shelves, utilise some of the 11 foot of height.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

High Ceilings!
What I would give for high ceilings.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Yeah, we paid through the nose for them though.
It all breaks down when it's a right hassle changing lightbulbs, even when my 6ft1/2 partner is stood on a table reaching with all his might.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

You should stand on his shoulders :)
Or get a stepladder, whichever's easiest/more fun
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I'm terrified of heights.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Not the best idea then :(
I thought of a great halloween costume for your lovely manwife earlier :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Predator?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Terl from Battlefield Earth
www.imdb.com/media/rm3494549760/ch0010643

He'd look awesome
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

try taping a trained monkey to a broom handle

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)