If I were a dog in a band I'd make an awesome guitarist because I'd use a CHI-WAH-WAH pedal.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Don't you mean a CHI-WAH-WAH POODLE?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

DOG you mean a CHI-WAH-WAH POODLE?

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

DOG you mean WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

DOG YIP mean a CHI-WAH-WAH POODLE?

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Fuck I think I left the echo unit on.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Manfred doberMann

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

The (Labra)Doors

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Terry(ier) Hall

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Would you play lead?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

No trumPET

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

i might go up the pub, imagine that, oh you can't because you can't drink booze as you are lol mental, shame

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Sometimes I go to the pub and have a non-alcoholic drink.
Gutteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

If I was a dog in a band i'd be fucking suprised.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Can dogs be surprised?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

If they encounter something surprising they can be.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I remain unconvinced
Mainly because I don't believe a dog has the mental capacity for the emotion "surprise"
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Yes, they do.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

My dog
looks surprisingly AWESOME!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Biffy woo!
Lazy sod.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

dogs are fucking thick though
no-one can argue with that
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

You've only met thick dogs, then, obviously.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yes
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(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Devil dog
still doesn't look surprised. Maybe you should get your cock out?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

If I was a dog in a band
I'd have a shit then sniff another dogs arse then go to sleep.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)