POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

So, Silverstone...
Anyone going for the Renault World Series in July?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Several thousand I would expect

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

So, you mean to say that my 4 tickets aren't the only ones issued
I'm outraged
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yes.
In my fucking HONDA ACCORD with red hot sex with real actual ladies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

so, Alicia Silverstone
*broom brooms*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

I'd rather spent the weekend prising off every single one of my finger and toe nails
than pay to watch a bunch of French-engined go-karts pretend to "race"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Well, since it's FREE you won't have to mutilate yourself

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLIARDS

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

L FACE
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

L
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

pool's closed
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( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

racist

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

C just said "I'd better butter this woman up before I send her the bill"
I said (adopting the Greased Up Deaf Guy from Family Guy voice) "Uh huh, you can't catch me, no way." That went down to a wall of blank faces, like that time I did my Bernard Manning material as a warm up for Diversity.
( magnum, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)