
I will happily write them notes, excusing them from any sort of PE classes. Every week, if I have to.
( , Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:36, archived)

You don't want socially incomplete children. Being ridiculed for lack of skill in completely unnecessary activities is part of growing up. How else are they going to develop a decent sense of bitterness towards all mankind?
Seriously, I'd be worried about my kids' social development if they never got bullied.
( , Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

If I'm not careful, I'll have children who have a sense of self-worth. Probably best that I beat them on a regular basis.
THWACK!
"Daddy, please stop!"
THWACK!
"Sorry, son, but you've got to build character somehow. Now, hop into the shower, and I'll ridicule your genitals..."
( , Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

But I'd want them to be worth something to themselves, not not have to care about self-esteem because everyone else likes them...
Oh, it's all complicated.
( , Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)

but it's not easy to feel good about yourself when your cock is being mocked by a bunch of 12 year olds with chin stubble.
( , Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

My voice didn't break, until after I turned 18, so school was never much fun for me.
/self pitying blog
( , Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)