I got that last year
4 days of deciding whether to puke in the toilet and shit on the floor or vise versa. Good times
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Sit on the toilet with the bin in your lap
/past experience
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Fuck
For a reasonably intelligent person i can really let myself down at times.
I never thought of that, was puking in the bath next to toilet then scooping the lumps out :-(
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Also, drink a can of coke
it will stop the pukes.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

And provide precious sugar.
Flat coke if you can't take it fizzy.

/Mum.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I didn't get the pukey bit
but it went on for 4 weeks, which was a bit much. Most of the time I couldn't even go downstairs to watch telly, as there is no toilet downstairs.
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Could you not have brought the TV upstairs?
Or taken a bucket downstairs?
Or put a cork in?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP
Hilarious strike-through opportunity right here!!!!!!!!
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

I paid an old Spanish man 200 euros to come to my flat
he told me to "drop your trousers and show me your bottom"
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

And you sure it wasn't Mongy just gringo'd up?

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Now you mention it, he did keep banging on about el bingo

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

pfft

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)