Definitely
not a keeper then. Unless you have unnaturally small hands.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

Or a cock
like a gorillas arm holding a beachball
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

I was assuming
this was not so.

They're all pretty much the same you know..
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:54, archived)

Cocks ?
Not having been relentlessly fucked from all angles by a parade of different man meat.....

I wouldnt know
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

But in your vast
and diverse experience of gay porn shirley?

They may all look different in the showers, but once they're ready they're all pretty much the same. Apart from the truly deformed ones of course...
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

I shall bow to your superior knowledge
and assume that all my exes were lying bitches trying to crush my spirit.....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:04, archived)

You're 6'4 ain't you?
I should very much doubt you'd have much to worry about. As far as I've been led to believe little men tend to have little willies and big men tend to have bigger ones. Not always the case from what gossipy women have let slip but a fair rule of thumb.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)

pffft!

( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)