Ning
I survived my date. It wasnt too bad. She is keen and wants to see me again, I'm not too sure!
( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)

did you fist her?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

I've just come

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:39, archived)

both
fists.
( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:39, archived)

Definitely
not a keeper then. Unless you have unnaturally small hands.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

Or a cock
like a gorillas arm holding a beachball
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

I was assuming
this was not so.

They're all pretty much the same you know..
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:54, archived)

Cocks ?
Not having been relentlessly fucked from all angles by a parade of different man meat.....

I wouldnt know
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

But in your vast
and diverse experience of gay porn shirley?

They may all look different in the showers, but once they're ready they're all pretty much the same. Apart from the truly deformed ones of course...
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

I shall bow to your superior knowledge
and assume that all my exes were lying bitches trying to crush my spirit.....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:04, archived)

You're 6'4 ain't you?
I should very much doubt you'd have much to worry about. As far as I've been led to believe little men tend to have little willies and big men tend to have bigger ones. Not always the case from what gossipy women have let slip but a fair rule of thumb.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)

pffft!

( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

The huge Adam's apple
and hairy hands put you off?
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

Don't get too picky now
you're no oil-painting and you're not getting any younger you know.

/your mum
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

pffft!
I think I'll see her again, to make more of a judgement, but I dont actually find her that attractive.
( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

Take her from behind
and then you can open your favorite magazine on her back.

/Uncle Fenny's Dating Tips
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

Red-haired girl + marker pen
= doggy-style fun and a free join the dots puzzle
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

You forgot this
+ mockery from general public for shagging a ginger.

I may have secretly wanted to shag a ginger but never got the chance
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

He turned you down?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

down into a newt.

Yes
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)

Haha how true!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

Thanks to some unfortunate sunburn during my youth,
anyone who bummed me could enjoy a similar experience.
/no intention of being bummed
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

You're knocking 30 now arent you?



/Your biological clock
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:41, archived)

A few years left thank you
and no desire what so ever to produce any mewling kids :P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:43, archived)

Have you got
anything better to 'do'?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

Well,
no.
( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

And having a girlfriend makes
you more attractive to other top-titty-totty.
String her along until something better turns up.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

would it be
wrong of me to actually do this?
( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)

Nope.
If she's dumb enough to fall for it, she deserves it.
Otherwise, what she said ^
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)