WHALES!
JMG here.
I see it's shit on here.
Why is this?

Asides the lack of JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

i think it is a great forum, with great forum posters, good involving threads with great banter

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

NOT FOR LONG!
Important business to attend.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

oh JMG :(
/ac
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

Is Planearm THE textbook dullard?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6205163

I mean, beige threads, nothing EVR to say and the obligatpry 'look at how edgy I am' golliwog icon.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

he shows a good love of bivvys, i like him

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

No-one is without redemption Mongy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

all forum posters are wonderful, except the ones i can't fucking stand that are needy attention seeking dullards that try to be everyones friends online, fuckers
great
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

i saw him driving a bus past the end of my street the other week
great times
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

I've never met him
great times
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I think he means well.
Would you rather Pickle_Fairy reviewed brands of home-fry chips?
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

At least Pickle Fairy, like Sammi, can be relied on every so often to say something entertainingly fuckwitted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

the chinese christian church next door that my building backs on to
is very loud today. It's hymns that you recognise the tune from primary school
BUT IN CHINESE
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

AW THINGS BLIGHT AN BEUDIFUR!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

ALL KLEATURE GLATE AND SMOR

( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

JELUSAREM, JELUSAREM,
DIS GLEEN AN PREASAN RAND!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

I think that was JMG withdrawal symptoms.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

I was just readin that Girls Aloud will be playing Newcastle in September.
Ladbrokes have them favourites to win 3-0 with Kimberley the first tos core.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Checking those Girls Aloud dates, eh?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

All my jokes are based on extensive research.
And if there's time for a crafty wank along the way, then who am I to abstain?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

i adore miss harding
now i know many on this forum are aware of this but perhaps she has only just signed up to b3ta and is unaware of my feelings for her, it's not just physical lust sarah i feel we are soul mates, drop me a gaz and we can chat, no pressure
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

I had lunch with Girls Aloud once.
I was talking to them for about ten minutes before I realised they weren't work experience girls from a secondary school.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

i hate you
you are a low class rentboy for dockers
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Strangley enough the ginger one doesn't look as disturbing in real life.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

i thought she was the worlds oldest harlequin baby

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)