I've had her
she was shit
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

She was less than kind about you as well
I think the phrase "cock like a mouses tongue" was mentioned.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

I am glad to suffer that insult
in the name of collecting a fucking good euphamism for a small winky
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

My current favourite
is "Hung like a Japanese Mouse".
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

Pfft!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)