if 99% of gargoyles look like bob todd....
do the remaining 1% look like that weird bloke who hides under the stairs on dragons den?

what stupid thing have you done recently?

i stabbed myself under the tongue with my toothbrush the other day, the bit that holds my tongue to the bottom of my gob has a big gash in it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

that'll come in useful for oral sex.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I ripped a knuckle off on a 12cm 2000rpm fan the other day.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

But that wasn't stupid.
It was awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

*winces at memory*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I won't ask.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

i tried to break up a fight with my spanish neighbours
they apologised later but i still got a black eye
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

this cocaine i've got at the moment is intense, 40 quid for .8 to b3tans

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Nah, I can be an annoying cunt without spending money :)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

special deal, i'll do a eight for 110
helps with weight loss
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Pfft, they said the same about speed.
Cocaine has no effect on me whatsoever, apart from four hours after taking it, when I want to stab people. It's a shit drug.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Attempted to create a stacked bar chart
even though I have a very basic knowledge of PHP and SQL.
( magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

You fool!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

I'm crazy like that sometimes
I should go into a more basic job where I can't over reach my talents
( magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

do you sharpen your toothbrush, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I went to a bar at 3pm and just got home
and i'm fairly drunk.
Thas't stupid enough for me.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

lol i dont no

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)