Everybody loves a bit of roleplay.
What position would you like in the JMG government?
You never know... I'm quite popular and do well with the female vote.

That's. Female vote.
Female vote.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Lord of Comfortable Footwear

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I'll just cheer from the sidelines
Go b3tans, go!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I think you might have to explain what a female is to some of these folk, JMG

( SuperMatt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

But I'd like to take on the role of Home Secretary
Just because I want to show that Jacqui Smith that you can care about the safety of your people without taking away all their rights.
( SuperMatt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

good luck, there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Shadow shadow.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'd like to be chief whip.
That sounds like fun.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

All the soft ice cream you can eat.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

<s>soft</s> Cornish
That sounds like a deal to me.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

And should I watch the election results or Big Brother?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

no

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Shit pointless popularity competition versus oh, wait...
Pools panel verdict - no score draw
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

they let women vote now?

( well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Backbencher so I can mumble incoherently and sleep whenever I want.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

ministry of shoes

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

*puts on cloak and wizard hat*
oh, not like that.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

hat sleeve

ROFFLE cavernous vagina gag, ONLINE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Deputy Minister for Cricket
I would selflessly rather see SSG in the role as Minister for Cricket.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

And what a fantastic minister he would be!
I bet you'd do a great job yourself, and would be very well suited should you have to take over the job.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

You understand that I would basically have you do all the work,
and take most of the credit, right?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I'm under no illusions here, SSG

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

i like to keep things transparent.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)