I used to think the toilet cistern was full of snakes,
and that they'd come out and get you if you didn't run out of the room fast enough after you'd flushed it.
Also I used to have nightmares about the plughole in the bath.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I used to think they were in the bowl and I had to wee as soon as I sat or they'd bite my bum

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I used to have the same thing with spiders, strangely.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

you thought spiders were full of snakes?
fucking hell, that must have been a tricky childhood.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Yep, and I had to run away as fast as possible after pissing on them.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

an excellent defence against spidersnakes, there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

i'm glad it wasn't just me, there

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

With me
it was monsters that came out of the loo if you didn't run from the flush.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)