ring ring..
er - hello??

Rise and shine poppets. :)
what's on for breakfast? I had toast with nutella.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:04, archived)

Bacon sandwich
if I get to work before the bread goes hard
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:11, archived)

have never had a bacon sandwich.
tip to stop bread going hard, wrap it in damp cloth. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:18, archived)

bugger all for breakfast as I am off to bed in a bit.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)

Nothing, as I am going to a clinic for tests.
Long story short: Medical testing, £2000
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

Have you brought a extra big hat?
For your soon to be swollen head.
( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

I had some of that once
It was advertised as involving 'some discomfort'
They weren't kidding.
The real pain though came from the boredom.
( WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

Everyone has been saying similar things to that.
All I'm bothered about is the money. £2,000 is my entire year's basic rent.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

Let me know how it goes
I've always wondered if it was worth it.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I am more concerned about the INTERNET LEGAL issues raised by the last thread.
Pushing it down the board could be construed as PREVENTING ACCESS TO ONLINE JUSTICE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)

you're a bit of a tosspot
but I adore you anyways.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)

He's our tosspot
And thats the important thing
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

Toast with a liberal spreading of PAIN.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)