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Xenophobes in Yorkshire then?
Who'd have thought it?

Anyway, Morning Poo -

Small but well formed trouts, surprisingly high on odour and wipeage.

7/10
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
MORNING
AHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
Stop mocking my bowel motions.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
In other news, is this the most pathetic QOTW story of the week?
I bet he's REALLY interesting to chat to.

www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post442020
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
Marvellous.
I haven't slept.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
Read QOTW.
It's full of many exciting Drug Stories that will while away the long sleepless hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
aren't you just the friendliest and nicest badger there ever was?
who really cares whether or not he's interesting? he posts. It's a contribution. A crap one maybe but he's still contributing *something* to the site. No offence but I never see you say nice things about qotw answers, just snide and nasty remarks. If you don't like what you read - why can't you just click ignore and move on?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
Why bother to 'contribute'..
...if you have NOTHING ro contribute?

I'm making some of these tales at least 8000 times better y taking the piss out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
If he had nothing to contribute - he wouldn't have posted.
So by that logic - he obviously thinks he *does* have something to contribute. Yeah you may be funny by taking the piss out of everything but I bet you wouldn't like it if somebody did that to you, continually, without giving you a chance.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)
Nature's one step ahead of them there.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
He doesn't though, beyond saying 'I've taken drugs me'.
And? then what?
The whole point of QOTW is to produce amusing and/or thoughtful tales, not be a platform for tedious drugs bores and the terminally attention deprived.

AND I'm enough of a grown up not to get upset if someone takes the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)
well he's allowed, just as you're allowed to poke fun at it.
It doesn't matter how grown up you are or not - sometimes you'll still get upset. For example, this bothers me - I don't like seeing people having a go at or about other people, just because they can, for a cheap laugh. It strikes me as nasty and pointless.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)
I suspect that if he's enough of a dullard to think that posting 'I've taken drugs'..
...will amuse, then he's probably thick skinned enough to not pay attention to some piss-taking bastard on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
maybe, maybe not.
you don't and can't know for sure so why be nasty in the first place?
/wishes everybody could just get along and be happy
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
Is it that time of the month again ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
You seem to get incredibly upset quite easily.
Are you a QOTW user that's come to say hello to /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
She'll be offering to vector her pants next.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
I'm not incredibly upset
just a smidge annoyed. Yes - I generally post on QOTW and OT but have been on here for the last few weeks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
Where as my story is as high-browed as it gets.
207.44.242.20/questions/festivals/post440794
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
Butcher's apostrophe you fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
Is that like a bakers dozen?
edit - amended
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)
Awesome story there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
Thank you for bringing this to my URGENT ATTENTION.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
Where the fuck is Humberside?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)
Hull.
That area.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)
Not since 1996, I'll have you know.
Therefore, this Yorkshire and Humberside region of which they speak of is clearly a null and void result, in which case the BNP cannot be elected to the EP.

VICTORY.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
Awwwwwwwwww what a shame.
He had kind eyes too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)
I think one of their policies is (or at least was)
the restoration of Traditional Olde English areas for governmental purposes. Rutland and so on. I remember this because a Welsh friend of mine told a canvasser he'd vote for them if they promised to restore Welsh borders up north to Carlisle and out east to Worcester.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)
Green and sloppy, no corn.
Smells like one of the 'shower rooms' in Auchwitz crossed with a tank of rotting meat. Still moving in the pan, will flush later. Photo's to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
As a fat, ill-educated Yorkshireman, I would like to say I didn't vote BNP
Or UKIP.

DON'T HATE US ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
It's Le Pen all the way for you, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
Nah, he sold out, literally, to the Chinese

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
BRING BACK HITLER!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
ALWEYS IN ARE HARTS
WIV DA ANGELS NAO (not the black ones though)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
Amen to that.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)