HELLO
I am amazed by your sandwich, yesterday I made sausage and mash with onion, thyme and cider gravy as well as chocolate chip cookies.

Today I am making shit up, online, in an effort to make girls fancy me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I heard that goatworrier has a 12 inch penis
and a mechanical tongue
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Actually I have a 12 inch tongue
and a mechanical penis.

It's called "R2D2"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

There was also sausage in the sandwich. SURELY this is a sign.
Good morning senor.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

It's working on me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Its working on me too
I've just painted my fingernails and had three wanks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)