I just don't get why people can't mix nice with funny,
there are some really nasty and spiteful things that get posted here. When it's for a laugh it's hilarious but otherwise it's not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

I think you'll find that 99% of people here have never reached hilarious
Reached for their inhalers perhaps, but not hilarious
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

some of them are though and you can tell they're just joking.
Other's just act nasty for the sake of it. Maybe it's just cos I'm me but I don't like it when stuff gets personal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

You would say that,
convict.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

shes a muffdiving convict to boot
lesboprisoners vol 6 was her first 'outing'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

The nastiness doesn't bother me
The repetitiveness of some of it does.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

It's become that way by natural selection
Funny and nice ? Victimless comedy ? Fuck off, you know what that gets you ? Joe Pasquale and the chuckle brothers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

... Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Ross Noble...
whereas for spiky you have everything from Derek and Clive to Bernard Manning.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Dave Spikey?
Come and get your black bin bags
On offer till December...

*to the tune of Men in Black*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)