i'm not sure which i hate most, internet hugs or the shitty internet offers of buying someone something from the shop they are about to go to
or you
( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Does oo need sum baconz?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

not really no, i don't eat meat, people who eat meat are souless, how on earth can you consider yourself a human being if you eat another creature with emotions

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

But teh nommy nom nom bacons! :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

I'm deleting these from my autocomplete as I go along.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

how about this?
*makes you a cup of tea*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

oooh good one, that's as anoying as a teenage girl pretending she's a grown up

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)