They'd do better if they said 'fuckit' to the green stuff
Set up a regime based on powering our national grid through burning bunnies. That'll get the votes in.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

The Greens were the only party that bothered to turn up on our doorstep.
Two lovely girls they were too. One had a fantastic chest. I'd have given her my vote, if you know what I mean.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

You'd have put your mark in her box?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

I'd have shagged her too.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

you need to tell them you're undecided
so that they have to come in for a cup tea to persuade you
( rob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Real life grooming
lol
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Remember to point out you only have the one cup between them.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)