My arse.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

How much do you reckon it's worth?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

About £1.25.
I'd only sell my arse to wealthy businessmen, though. It increases my chances of getting a tip.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

My preliminary investigations suggest an arse in the region of £0.10 and £0.12

( moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

You've got yourself a fucking deal.
Climb aboard.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'd insure it for 15p
but it's worth at specialist auction about 9p

/Antiques Roadshow
( magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

11p

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Haven't you sold that already?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)