i'd stay in the house about 7 years ago
one night instead of spending time with my brother and having to meet a friend of his
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

why what happened that fateful night?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

this

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

i met someone i became friends with whilst my brother decided he hated him
i then later stopped being friends with him and he did things i'm not about to mention online(for very important unselfish reasons).
let's just say if he suddenly dies please give me an alibi
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

W.P?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

wp?
silly idea to start this really
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Witness Protection.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

no
i'm suggesting i might cut him into pieces and staple him to someones face
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

what did he do?
did he post a pic over the board limit on b3ta or something?

go on you can tell the internet...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

i've not been on b3ta fow a couple of weeks
yet in that time i seem to have forgotten one of the golden rules:
don't, under any circumstances, expect the majority of people on the internet to take serious things seriously and don't bother posting them in the first place
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

and now i'm off to bed
goodnight you internet people :)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Oh right, I misinterpreted what you said.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

he played world of warcraft?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

he did
but that has little to do with it
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

show us on the doll where the bad man touched you

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Your honour, I request a 15 minute recess.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

not until the court has heard submissions from learned counsel INTERNET LAWYERMAN QC

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

gagged and tied up submissions?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)