"Victim of domestic violence?
Still bleeding from the cunt?

Call Mykey's Domestic Violence Helpline and be told to shut up or you'll get another one."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

They only get the bruises if they have to be told twice
I sure you dealt a few blows to missus catfish when you rolled in drunk the other night, and no doubt she deserved it!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Too right.
Bitch was askin' too many question and had to give her a slap.

"Did you have a nice time?"
"Do you want another drink or would you rather go to bed?"
"Do you mind if I fetch an attractive female friend round and we have a threesome?"

Too many questions...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

If she werent knocked up
I would ask to borrow your wife sir.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

You, sir,
are showing an unhealthy obsession with ladies' reproductive cycles.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

Pssst!



I find it better than hurling abuse at minorities.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

This is true
and women deserve all the abuse they get
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

You did. Yesterday.

Well, you offered your services to knock her up again, anyway...

She declined, by the way.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)