He's more of a giver, than a taker,
and grunts in much the same way as you. In fact, if I close my eyes, he could almost be you. MMMmmmmm... *fwap*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)

but with more hair?
edit: i have no idea how much hair woat has.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

Not really.
He's covered with a soft fuzz, much like that of a peach.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

You deleted my reply
*takes it personally*

*Weeps*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

Did I? Sorry.
Nothing personal, you understand. What did it say?

*bums in the circle of life*

[edit: nevermind, I found it. In answer to your question, no - I pay small boys to touch my wife for me (well, I say pay, but, truth be told, they live in the cellar and do it in exchange for scraps of food).]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

scraps of food and internet access.
can i have another breadcrust, mr munch?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

*slaps*
Not until I hear that woman moan, damn it! And not about the state of the kitchen!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)