i know i asked earlier but..
ive got 2 spare tickets to see funeral for a friend at rock city in nottingham tonight.. any takers?
(icedragon, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

and the answer is still no
Try asking here www.b3ta.com/board
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

Or
www.funeralforafriend.com/board*


*not a real link, btw, but you get the idea

Edit: Real link: www.funeralforafriend.com/forum/
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)

That has to be the most emo band name I've ever heard of.
I bet they make The Smiths sound like Slade by comparison.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

I want to know if they sound anything like Elton John.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

What does he sound like
when you fuck him ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)

He's more of a giver, than a taker,
and grunts in much the same way as you. In fact, if I close my eyes, he could almost be you. MMMmmmmm... *fwap*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)

but with more hair?
edit: i have no idea how much hair woat has.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

Not really.
He's covered with a soft fuzz, much like that of a peach.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

You deleted my reply
*takes it personally*

*Weeps*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

Did I? Sorry.
Nothing personal, you understand. What did it say?

*bums in the circle of life*

[edit: nevermind, I found it. In answer to your question, no - I pay small boys to touch my wife for me (well, I say pay, but, truth be told, they live in the cellar and do it in exchange for scraps of food).]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

scraps of food and internet access.
can i have another breadcrust, mr munch?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

*slaps*
Not until I hear that woman moan, damn it! And not about the state of the kitchen!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

I believe that they would be a parody
of an Emo band if they weren't so serious about it.

They may or may not wear eyeliner.

www.funeralforafriend.com/images/promo/12.jpg
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)

OH HAR HAR MISTER EMO GITARRIST YOUY ARE WAERING YOUR DADYS IRON MAIDEN TSHIRT!!!
HOW 'IRON'IC!!! LOL!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Pffffft :)
I do think I could take on the entire band though. They'd probably have a bit of a cry and then write a song about it.

They're a disgrace to that t-shirt.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

He bought the extra soft cotton one
because normal cotton rubs his skin and brings out his rash.


Probably.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

Push comes to shove,
most wearers of rock/metal band t-shirts, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, in my experience.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

That is sadly
very true :(
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)

*dead arms*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

Pfft!
Funniest post all day!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

& YU LUK LIUKE A CUNTT
WITH TAHT 'BAERD 'LOL
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

thought i'd try again
different people reading and all that
..im not asking for money for these tickets btw, free to whoever wants them
(icedragon, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

Is there a cash alternative?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

who died and declared you arbiter of taste?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

Luther Vandross

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

pfft!

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

They suck big time

( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)