JMG has NO children.
Another insight for JMG fans.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

JMG is a jaffa

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Why am I getting reports a certain large man nearby is in fact a seedless grape?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I am

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

That's probably a good thing

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

Indeed it is
I dont want more spawn.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

If you did, they'd be one of the popular lot at school.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Headmaster by playtime.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)