Number 4 is very valid
and Aloe Vera toilet paper is the best thing since the Internet
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Lavender-scented,
I'll bet.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Is it kind
to your cock-ravaged ring ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

Yes
yes it is.

Honestly I have a prett cast-iron stomach, and yet highly volatile bowels. My poor arse suffers from my love of spicey food more than you could possibly believe.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Stomach of iron
I used to be able to eat small chunks of smouldering coal (chilli chicken vindaloo) without so much as breaking a sweat, now i need half a roll of soothing alovera poo roll just to get me through the morning after even a medium hot curry.
I don't like getting old(23).
(A bit Manchester, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)