A Brief History of Pigs
At first they roamed the woodlands free
They foraged and they snorted
Too bad for them someone thought, "Tea?"
"I'll roast that boar, it's sorted!"

They soon forgot their boar-ish ways
Became quite pink and friendly
By way of thanks, with crates and planks
We drove them round the bend-y

We wrap them up in cellophane
We fry and roast and boil,
Do they remember their old life
The forest glades and soil?

They're said to be intelligent;
Perhaps if they can snatch
Some time to plan, they can escape
And start again...from scratch.
( vladimir, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

bingo? gaz now

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

HOUSE!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

if you made that up just now, then that's awesome
if not then meh
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I made it up just now, but that doesn't prevent it being meh
( vladimir, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)