you should be on match of the day

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

You never see Mark Lawrenson and in vino veritas in the same room.
It may be coincidence, but y'know. I'm just saying...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I always thought IVV was The Stig

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

I cannot confirm or deny that rumour
but James May's mum lives on the same road as my mum.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I would like this illustrated through the use of Venn Diagrams

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Imagine one circle labelled "People who live in my mum's road"
and my mum and Mrs May in the circle. And lots of people not in the circle.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

BARBEMECUE TOMORROW!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I NO!
I am very excited.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

She is Mark Lawrenson, The Stig, that woman off of the gardening programme and that woman off of Radio 4
That's why she is never in work these days
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

>:(

( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I bloody should
I bet I could think of a few different ways of saying essentially the same thing every week.

Trouble is, I'm female but not the dollybird type, so I wouldn't be allowed on MOTD.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)