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New day. New reasons to complain.
List them. For it is me, JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Catch me if you can
'cos I'm the England man
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
COME ON THE MIGHTY ENGLAND!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
I'm ready for the mighty Andorra.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
As is Matthew Upson it would seem...
"If the team approaches it in the right way, which I'm sure we will, there's no reason why we can't get another positive result"

Yeah, 6 wins out of 6 and a 7 point gap between us and Croatia prior to a match against European minnows? Way to hedge your bets, Upson!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
There's no reason why, if they score more goals than the other side, they can't win
If on the other hand, the other team score more goals than them they might just possibly lose.

/hedge
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
you should be on match of the day

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
You never see Mark Lawrenson and in vino veritas in the same room.
It may be coincidence, but y'know. I'm just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
I always thought IVV was The Stig

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
I cannot confirm or deny that rumour
but James May's mum lives on the same road as my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
I would like this illustrated through the use of Venn Diagrams

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
Imagine one circle labelled "People who live in my mum's road"
and my mum and Mrs May in the circle. And lots of people not in the circle.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
BARBEMECUE TOMORROW!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
I NO!
I am very excited.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
She is Mark Lawrenson, The Stig, that woman off of the gardening programme and that woman off of Radio 4
That's why she is never in work these days
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
I bloody should
I bet I could think of a few different ways of saying essentially the same thing every week.

Trouble is, I'm female but not the dollybird type, so I wouldn't be allowed on MOTD.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
As long as the team approach it the right way, by not setting each other on fire,
I can confidently predict a win for England.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
They're an often disrespected side.
I'm backing them to one day get a shock result.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
The Armenian squad expect a shock result
from the secret police with cattle prods after failing to qualify.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
"There's only one way to beat them - get round the back"
said the actress to the bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
[Something homophobic about Justin Fashanu]
See below for full details.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Well I only consider it a new when I wake from sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
i am cantona!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
Taken from us too early you mean?
Rest in peace sweet prince.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
i live on
in your hearts!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Not taken soon enough eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

www.notgonesoonenough.com/doveston
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

www.whyarentyoudeadyet.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
SSG, why did you bring this sweaty Doveston ape into the once peaceful sanctuary of /talk?
seriously, we all hate him
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
i did nothing :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
I know, what a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
Yeah, like the French in WWII.
I'm very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Mission accomplished.
Phase 2: Destroy your faith in humanity..
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
I hope you're still monitoring just down there.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
YouTube's a bit knackared.
Your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
No complaints here.
Just happy thoughts sent to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
well we'll start with your poor grammar and punctuation then work our way up to a frenzy of unsubstantiated allegations culminating in the fact that you live in a bedsit and wear ladies underwear

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Hello chap.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Want to play with a MASSIVE professional sound system?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
how MASSIVE are we talking here?
bear in mind if it doesn't have active crossovers then I will assume you have a phallus the size of an outy bellybutton
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
Not sure, although I am told it has 8,000 per channel wattage.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
whay in the name of all that is holy would you have access to such a device?
unless you're planning an outdoor festival in a pub in Monton, what the BOLLOCKS do you need that for?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
Small club in town, only a capacity of 400 [currently], soon to be 600. Was playing with it the other day.
The windows shake when you turn it up to #5, it goes all the way up to #20.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
careful now, the drug dealers won't be able to hear how many baggies their customers are ordering

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
SAME AS EVER!
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
I'm sending out negative thoughts,
so as to nullify the effort put forth by HBLC.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
It's back to square one for you, sunshine.
But seriouly though, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
I'm quite the lovable scamp.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
Hello JMG.
I have no qualms with you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
Taken from The Guardian yesterday...
EDIT - bollocks! that was longer than possibly necessary.
about half way down
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
shush it up, slowy!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
*pokes tongue out*

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9508985
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
lol wut

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)