I'm sneaking down the tracks planting explosives.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

crazee
( vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

It's not true. Sorry. I am not planting explosives.
I just said it for attention.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

You know
There are explosive devices on every train in the country. Ten at either end of the train.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

tell me more..
oh go on.. emergency track close.. train of death stopper what is the PLAN
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

Detonators
Small yellow discs of explosive that go bang on impact. You stick them to the track in emergency situations so any oncoming trains know there's something amiss.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)

oh
why not fire roman candles at their face
that would get their attention more

the railways dissapoint once again
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I'm not here to apologise for the failings of our industry
They pay me good money for all this indifference
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

give us a job
go on give us a job
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Fuck off
Anyone with punctuation in their name is doomed to mediocrity
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

such a shame

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

:-( oh Balders
this is no way to start the day
( vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

hundreds of red lights just started flashing in MI5
Start running now
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)