The violent and completely
unprovoked molestation of Phillip Schoefield. How do you think his hair turned white?
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Someone swapped his shampoo with tipex?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

apparently one of his pet names for her is...
'minty minge'
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)