I CAN ANSWER THIS ONE!
Probably because psychiatrists have diagnosed baldmonkey as having borderline personality disorder. Which, if you look it up, is a medical euphemism for being a twat.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Haha, you wrongheaded mentalist wanker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Why don't you voodoo it out?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

I tried voodoo once to kill someone. It didn't work.
When I explained this to a relative as anecdotal evidence that such things are bollocks, they said it would only have worked if I'd believed it would work. Now I just don't know WHAT to think.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

I suggest you stab said relative in the face with a sharpened voodoo doll.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Who do?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

You do.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Do what?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

I haven't a clue.
Do.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

I knew it was never Miss Scarlet.
Because her card was sellotaped to my wank scrap book. Along with most of the females from Happy Families and the Queen of Hearts.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

You do?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)