How will a brain-damaged defender ever learn how to add up to calculate weapon bonuses?
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

They'll use wowhead
like all the other muppets that have trouble pressing a button during a raid
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

hehe
I use it to look at the Legendaries I'll never own :P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Get yourself in a good raiding guild
It will only take around 40 hours a week, plus 20 hours grinding time for the next few months
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

40? HOURS?? A??? WEEK????
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Nope, that's what the hardcore raiders do

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

CALLING JAMMY AND AMOROUS BADGER, REQUESTING URGENT BACK-UP ON THE NERD BASHING FRONT.
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH AMMUNITION TO HANDLE ON MY OWN.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Tell me about it
It gets bad when you go to see a friend and all you can hear is AOE attacks all evening. It's worse when you know what those attacks are because you used to play the game yourself.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I'm in a raiding group as a casual member
which is nice as I can see end-game stuff without having to grind for hours a week or get stressed about progress, just turn up and have fun.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

There's probably a website out there that'd do it for him.
But before you hit "calculate" you have to snort and nudge your spectacles back up to the bridge of your nose. OR IT WON'T WORK!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

I make programming-based jokes before EVERY hit.
And snort at those who don't get it.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I bet kobold/COBOL jokes *never* get old.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

oh no you didn't.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)