Do you often have to answer with things like
"That's nice gorgeous, I only asked you why the bathroom light wasn't working"
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Ok, that sounds really bad
I didn't mean it in a bad way
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

He knows when he's lost me because I go and get a bagel and start playing with the lizard.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Leopard Geckos are cool
As are bagels
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Exactly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

*euphemismometer explodes*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

As self depricating as I can be
I'm not about to call my ladychamber a lizard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Ha, likewise.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

He sounds like my grandad,
the most light hearted of conversations can turn into these deep explanations and theories about other dimensions and time, etc.

I think it's quite interesting really.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I do, I really do
but once you hit the half an hour mark you've really got to still have me on board otherwise I start thinking about other things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Yes, a half hour takes the biscuit.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'm just not as clever as he stubbornly keeps believing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)