I'll be moving the massive distance of 1/3 of a mile

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Vertically?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Maybe about 20 feet vertically on a gentle gradient

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Let's hope so.
Downward. He's old enough.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

He's not old.
The politically correct term is "paleontological"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Yes!
More of this kind of thing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I'll dodder you right up in a minute

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I'm going to be moving frequently up and down roughly 2-4 feet when I close the deal on my new castle

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Does it have a swing in the back yard?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Riding the portcullis?

( broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Walking along the crenelation?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

climbing more than three stairs at a time makes you faint?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

three children will collectively be telling you to
SIDESTEP LEFT WALK FORWARD THREE PACES
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

it's the only direction to move in
in these uncertain economic times.

/also, evening Shambles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

It depends on whether you are moving to a different exchange or not
because BT are gay.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I suppose it should be alright
I'm just scared of the spastics at the end of the help lines.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Which made sense way back in the last century when the switches were mechanical
but there's absolutely fuck all excuse for it in this magical digital age of technological wonderment.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

you should try it up here
we've still got overhead phone lines and old skool exchanges.

Mind you, they still point at cars and worship fire as a God.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

When I pick up my phone
I get a woman with a taybly faah beck 1950s accent asking what name I require.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Air hair lair!

( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)