So this once, i was in a lift in the underground, with a friend,
and the only other person in the lift was this old woman, and she let rip and pretended like she did not.
Anyway, what's your favourite place to strain out a pocket of foul air?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Usually in the vicinity of someone to cupcake.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Sorry SSG my psychic post watcher failed me

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

On an escalator.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm going to choose this thread.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

My favourite place to fart is into my cupped hand.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

i agree
i enjoy farting into your cupped hand too
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

in bed
or the bath
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

The bath is good because the chances of gravity aiding a bit of poo poo on its way are lessened.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

London

( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

On crowded trains.
Just as I am getting off and they're stuck with the foul malodourous fug for the 20 mins until the next station. Night.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

oh man.
i wish i was you!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Really?
Blimey...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

i know you're massively autistic, so let me explain.
No, not really.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

outside in the garden
fuck the ozone
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)