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Lady paedoes!
The craze that's sweeping the nation!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
Your sort sickens me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
You should be proud
This is the only time a woman will turn you down because your penis is too big.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
His penis is the only bit of him that isn't absolutely bloody enormous.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
Ah... the crimson acorn nestling in a sea of lard.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
Hello!
*Waves*

*Offers wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
NO WINE!
I have not had a sip of wine since my last hilariously drunk incident on May 8th, trufax.

How's life down under? Full of downs I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)