why can no one spell Jonathan correctly?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

I can
It being my name and that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

yes, but you smell

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Of your mums cunt
Which, in a twist that would tax Agatha Christie, smells like your grandads cock.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I can't be arsed cooking tonight
is it ok to just drink two cans of Tesco Red Bull knockoff?

I reckon that's got vitamins in it, probably. It tastes a bit like fruit. And there's definitely no fat in it, I reckon that's a healthy diet.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

i think it might have B12
so you're good to go
( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Stick a sausage in it and you're sorted

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

that's fancy cooking in my book
i had guinness and mini chedders, fucking stuffed, i love eating out
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Because there are various spellings?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

No more than there are ways to spell David

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Dai, daffydd?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

No
David. The English name that is David.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

My point stands.
In the UK, there are various spellings of Jonathan.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes of course
I'll ask my mate Nathon about it too
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)